From the Sanrio character maker


I was bored. Please send drugs


I thought I hit peak sass when I managed to put “unicorn”, “farted” and “salt” together in a sentence and in that sequence.

Well played, Juan. Well played.

That guy; I want to be that guy...

Random, Rants


Alert Droid

AlertDroid is b0rk3n…

Looks like British Gas broke AlertDroid by mangling its certificate chain..

Thanks for your patience while I sort this shit out (rather than BYPASS SECURITY)

EDIT 20150623

I cheated..

EDIT 20150621_2337

Wow, I should probably write about the epic journey to correct the mal-installed certificate..

I can’t update the Google Play Store with the new APK as I’ve misplaced the passwords to the original keystore I used; in the meantime I have built it and put a copy here


Oh it’s almost time for this..

This code is generated from an even hotter mess of code

The code that generates this hot mess of a picure

When people say “only 2 sleeps” – does it count if both days add up to one night’s worth?


Code for (a QR) Code



Not bad for my first attempt at making oshizushi.

Cooking, Random


Fired up for TNP

Fired up for TNP

I was pretty surprised that someone took interest in this old* thing – first published on BrewDog’s Equity for Punks forums back in the days we fanboi’d fairly hard. The concept of the pic occurred to me during the first AGM; personally frustrated that the first TNP penguin could do with more of a ‘hardcore’ look/attitude.

Though I dislike smoking I am not against lighters (hey, I did Scouts – they’re pretty handy things) but I can’t help feel a little chuffed thinking that someone out there (probably in the US) is taking this little dude out, with a story to tell about one particularly tasty beer.

Hope you like your lighter Randy – perhaps some day in the future we would find ourselves at the Aberdeen BrewDog bar (it was the first one after all) and talk beer over TNP 😉

* This old thing? Jeez, it’s been only (less than) 3 years ago!


Randy’s lighter