I wanna learn violin

Posted on: September 2, 2015


Finally tracked down this tune… Through DJ Eryk Orpheus I got to discover this awesome dude. The violin sample is Oxford Suite part 1.

I was bored. Please send drugs

Posted on: August 12, 2015

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From the Sanrio character maker

The self-hating web developer

Posted on: July 19, 2015


Hey, that’s me right now.. since leaving uni to now I still feel I’m *just* a bottom-of-the-barrel web developer. I still remember someone in the Lake district telling me “that isn’t real work!”. It does wonders for ones’ self-esteem when you’ve been paid as one for years..


Posted on: July 13, 2015


I thought I hit peak sass when I managed to put “unicorn”, “farted” and “salt” together in a sentence and in that sequence. Well played, Juan. Well played.

AlertDroid is b0rk3n…

Posted on: June 20, 2015


Looks like British Gas broke AlertDroid by mangling its certificate chain.. Thanks for your patience while I sort this shit out (rather than BYPASS SECURITY) EDIT 20150623 I cheated.. EDIT 20150621_2337 Wow, I should probably write about the epic journey to correct the mal-installed certificate.. I can’t update the Google Play Store with the new […]

Credits: IMBC 2012 & JSFiddle Infinite Scroll Image. For the awesome time there? Priceless.

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