Huh, by strange coincidence there’s this beer festival that’s coming up very very soon…
Update (20120914): From hitting publish I’d guess 1-3 hours to find it
Huh, by strange coincidence there’s this beer festival that’s coming up very very soon…
Update (20120914): From hitting publish I’d guess 1-3 hours to find it
Dear Internets,
It’s been 20 years, there is a long-established consortium that develops standards for viewing data on the web and the method of describing presentation semantics of web documents is now 15 years old. Javascript is similarly 17 years old now.
So then, why, for-the-love-of-fucking-christ, do I find:
background
on said tablesonload
.. inside opening tags and preloading imagesThis all would be forgiven if the year read 1996. But then you have PNGs that use the alpha channel and Google Analytics.
You are a troll….. aren’t you?
Well, looks like Twatterers have gotten to see more of the awful future in using the SEO tool service (hah) – now even tackling 3rd party clients.
After Facestalk, I am reluctant to go on any more social networking adventures* seeing that it all seems futile. Though the app.net alternative is an interesting one – I can’t shake off the feeling that any similar micro-blog services are just the same wheel, ‘reinvented’.
Until I find a medium more suitable, I guess it’s slow rants on a clunky website for me. At least I’ll have myself to blame when this ‘service’ breaks or goes down.
* Still using FB for keeping tabs on family members, some who are stuck for similar reasons. In addition, I haven’t updated my Google+ account either..
A stunning response to a bigoted Kindle owner (pity that the first couple of responses are a bunch of asshats.)
..Being married is a joy.
The idea that some organizations would spend millions of dollars to deny loving couples that joy (along with the tangible societal benefits) is just plain mean spirited…
America was founded on the idea of freedom. What could be more supportive of freedom than letting people be free to use the word “marriage” to describe two people in love, who’ve committed to spending their lives together?
And the world receives +1 in ‘Faith in Humanity’. Now if only there were enough points to level up, grinding seems so hard these days..
I finally found the reason why Flash misbehaved on my Chrome – both the inbuild Pepper Flash and Adobe plugins were enabled though one claimed to ‘not be used’ (my ass). If you have issues with double-speed playing of Flash videos then try and see if you can disable one of them (the best answer by Toni, a Google employee.)
What you want to say to your figurative alcoholic brother – best metaphor about analysing faults you’ve found as an expat of your home country. This may be from an American perspective, but makes me wonder about all the countries I’ve been to (not many, but plural). Reminds me that I am still yet to write my ‘compare and contrast’ piece about the UK..
Playing around with the background of my ‘professional front‘, I wanted to create a neutral base for a series of rotating background images. I devised that a halftone effect would be simple but have the impact I wanted, though I’ve never tried to generate them from scratch before. Based on bktheman34’s Halftone Gradient GIMP Tutorial I discovered it isn’t too difficult.
My steps, for a black foreground to fade into white:
To create a black gradient, continuing the steps:
It’s almost a year since the ‘Great Harddrive Fire of 2011’ and just as long when I switched over to the darkside (WP) despite my reluctance to use PHP* and yet I still find there are more ‘procedures’ for customization. Invoking maintenance mode doesn’t appear to use the server’s built-in 503 error settings so I had to create a custom maintenance 503 page. I wonder what other wonderfully roundabout ways I can enhance my installs? :/
* If there was the incentive (ie: paid) to get the manpower to create a non PHP alternative to WordPress – a dedicated team to write a better solution and a slew of powerful optional plugins – then things might change. Until then, I too join the ranks of using ‘that strange toolbox’ and ‘bemoaning the awfulness of PHP’.
It’s been a week since the move and we’ve finally got a hold of some web access in the form of a MiFi dongle – which is better than waiting another week (approval pending). The village (yes, downsized the location but upsized the space) is rather charming – hopefully it would hold for at least a year we’re here..
A year or two ago, there was a spark of inspiration (might of been around the AGM) which fruited a certain penguin suited with a helmet and a nuclear/beer backpack. Perhaps it was a case of “I can do better than that” regarding the TNP T-shirt offering at the time, or from the growing love of BrewDog beers in general. A very good chance of it may of been Yvan’s comment from the AGM that all the pumpclips were the same shape – though good marketing for being consistent, it did not allow individual character for each beer to distinguish itself. Well, whatever motivation that was, the challenge was accepted.
Now in the more recent past, Yvan pointed out that BrewDog announced another competition to feature a fan’s artwork; naturally he had remembered the first version of the TNP poster/clip I created. One prerequisites were “as long as the BrewDog logo is featured”; which gave me the opportunity to redo a detail that bothered me since I finished the first version in the past: his helmet. I found it too simple, and recall the design process that I would like to have included both the BrewDog logo and the nuclear symbol but I didn’t have an idea how. With the time to think afresh and a quick Google for hardhats, I quickly drew version 2 of the helmet. With some liberal application of GIMP, the new version was created.
As previously mentioned, there were the lingering thoughts about the other beers BrewDog do and we love. And by the OCD inspired mantra “gotta catch ’em all” I needed to try the other concept that was in the old todos – Trashy Blonde. In my sketchbook I do have the first concept but I dismissed it for being overly sexual. This time I was determined to show the ‘Blonde in a different light – and thankfully I had something in mind: I had remembered a particular vintage bookcover which features on a wine bottle depicting a ‘trailer trash’ girl (Edit: it’s Loren Beauchamp’s “Sin on Wheels”) and this thought chained into carhops. ’cause, you know, got to pay the rent..
I’ll spare you, dear reader, of the cleanup process. With a short period of time and a more detailed drawing I didn’t bother with a ‘vectorized’ cleanup. But in the end, I needed to get my concept completed enough – a ditzy (but adorably cute) trailer-trash carhop Blonde:
I think I have a slight case of OCD. After the ‘blonde and before I found T-shirt templates I was contemplating the next beer. Yvan can testify, and probably laugh, at the excruciatingly frustrating time I had getting something acceptable for the next concept. I did accept the challenge here as a learning curve, and boy did I get it: firstly I am out of practise with figure drawing, and secondly a mecha[1] artist I am not. With that as a clue, it is evident I settled with the Tokyo*.
[Footnote 1]: Mecha refers to the comic book and animation genre heavily featuring robots, which is very popular in Japan. Transformers, though American, was initially designed in Japan – as toys without a backstory before Hasbro hired writers to create one.
In the end, though acceptable I find the pose too static. I did reference Barbarella for the pose and gun, but it lacks movement and an air of ‘life’ like the other two. But perhaps this is the one I revisit next time; I feel inspirationally drained!
Here are the completed concepts as ‘posters’. For a peek at the shirt designs go to my other site.