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I wanna learn violin

Finally tracked down this tune… Through DJ Eryk Orpheus I got to discover this awesome dude.

The violin sample is Oxford Suite part 1.

From the Sanrio character maker

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I was bored. Please send drugs

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Hey, that’s me right now.. since leaving uni to now I still feel I’m *just* a bottom-of-the-barrel web developer.

I still remember someone in the Lake district telling me “that isn’t real work!”. It does wonders for ones’ self-esteem when you’ve been paid as one for years..

I thought I hit peak sass when I managed to put “unicorn”, “farted” and “salt” together in a sentence and in that sequence.

Well played, Juan. Well played.

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Aspiration

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AlertDroid is b0rk3n…

Looks like British Gas broke AlertDroid by mangling its certificate chain..

Thanks for your patience while I sort this shit out (rather than BYPASS SECURITY)

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I cheated..

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Wow, I should probably write about the epic journey to correct the mal-installed certificate..

I can’t update the Google Play Store with the new APK as I’ve misplaced the passwords to the original keystore I used; in the meantime I have built it and put a copy here

Oh it’s almost time for this..

This code is generated from an even hotter mess of code

The code that generates this hot mess of a picure

When people say “only 2 sleeps” – does it count if both days add up to one night’s worth?

Android

Code for (a QR) Code

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It’s funny, but really it’s not funny because I don’t have loads of money

Seriously, sometimes with 6 months of the year with less sunlight, less enthusiasm for seafood and unsavoury attitudes towards immigrants, the sick and the poor I wonder why I’m still here. And then there’s this: